A Man, A Bar, and An Invitation Scrawled on a McDonald's Hamburger Wrapper..

The following story is TRUE as told to me by a former friend previously in the military.

One late night in Duncan Oklahoma, Scott S., whose occupation was recruiting for the Navy, had a few drinks in a hole-in-the-wall bar as he frequently did after work. This night was like many other nights, he would get a buzz on, go back to his room and whack off.

Tonight was different though: As he was getting into his truck, he noticed a folded up McDonald's hamburger wrapper under his left windshield. Puzzled and tipsy, he carefully removed the wrapper and noticed there was something written on it. He sat down in the driver's seat and began reading. The note said:

'My girlfriend wants to fuck you. Call this # for directions.'

He didn't have to think long before he made that call from his cell phone, halfway expecting a number not even a service; some kind of a joke.

A man's voice answered, and Scott was a bit nervous. He explained that he found the 'note' under his windshield wiper. The man gave him directions to his house, which wasn't too far from the dive he'd been drinking in.

When Scott arrived, the man answered the door. They shook hands and exchanged pleasantries. He did not see the girl. The two of them walked into the living room together, continuing with their 'small talk'. The area near the couch was dark, but he saw the silhouette of a woman lying there. He breathed a sigh of relief that there actually WAS a woman; he had been a bit afraid he was lured there for purposes other than a filthy screw.

The man gestured to the woman, she raised her head and shyly looked at Scott. The man handed Scott a condom and said "Go ahead and fuck her". "Tell her to suck my cock first" Scott replied. After a brief blowjob, Scott did his thing quick and dirty.

After he shot his load which didn't take long despite the fact that he was drunk, he went into the bathroom to wash up. He left the bathroom and walked back into the living room. The man said "This is the first time this has happened and it will be the last. Throw my # away and never call or come over here ever again."

With that, Scott left the couple's home and never contacted them again.

Wasn't that a nice story?? I think he should share that one with his wife and 3 kids.